Paranoia Checklist

You all know I always get paranoid about being a hypochondriac lol. I have a last-minute 2:30 appt at Stanford for my kidneys. Here's my symptom checklist.

Kidney pain. Check.
Long-lasting, intractable nausea. Check.
Swollen hands, erm, they were last night. Check.
Increased thirst. Check.
Random muscle cramps. Check.
Perfect satiny hair that's turned into brittle straw in one week. Check.

I think that's it. Now let's once again confirm that this all isn't in my head...